The Hose Water Club

The Hose Water Club

The Hose Water Club is a monthly snail mail subscription for the generation that grew up outside until the streetlights came on—and somehow turned out just "fine".
Each delivery is a throwback to simpler times, filled with real paper, real ink, and stories that feel like they were written just for you.

But don’t expect anything too polished.

Inside, you’ll find a curated mix of Gen X nostalgia—
funny reads in an offbeat “newspaper”, and quirky inserts like: a game, a personal note, stickers or a magnet, a little notepad since we can't remember anything without writing it down, and no friendship would be complete without a Mix Tape.

Essentially, the kind of randomness that feels like we're back in the best years. It’s a little weird, a little witty, and a whole lot of analog joy in a digital world.

MERCH! We love our merch. An optional tshirt of the month is also available. :)

Sign up by end of September to receive October mail

Monthly Mail Subscription

Monthly Mail Subscription

$12/ month

What's Included

  • "The Low Down" Newspaper
  • A nostalgic game or something fun
  • A Mix Tape- qr code to a Spotify playlist
  • 2 stickers or 1 magnet
  • A 5 page notepad
  • A personal passing note
  • All in a keepsake envelope you'll suddenly feel like doodling on.
  • Opportunity to match up with a pen pal.
Gift Subscription

Gift Subscription

$12/ month

What's Included

  • All the awesomeness in the usual monthly mail, but for a friend or loved one.
Monthly mail and shirt

Monthly mail and shirt

$45/ month

What's Included

  • All the things in the Monthly Mail Subscription PLUS MERCH! A t-shirt of the month! Choices for color and design are not available.
  • Each month will receive a new design and color not in our Merch shop.
  • PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR SHIRT SIZE IN THE PHONE NUMBER BOX
  • Save 15% on a yearly subscription. :)

Notes

How it works

  • When will I get my Letter? I send out the letters on the 7th of every month. US members typically receive it within 3-10 days of sending, and international members should receive the letter within 2-6 weeks. Sign ups between the first to the last day of the current month will receive the next month's mail.
  • What if I need to cancel or change my address/billing info? Email me at sup@thehosewaterclub.com and I will end your subscription or change your address. Make sure to email me before the end of the month so we can adjust your address, update your payment or subscription before sending!
  • What happens if I don’t receive my letter? Sometimes the mail can take up to 2 weeks to arrive (6 for international). If your letter doesn’t arrive, email us at sup@thehosewaterclub.com and we’ll make it right, either by resending your letter or refunding you for the month. Please review your receipt to confirm your address is correct as that is often the culprit! :) The beauty of snail mail is the slow pace and anticipation of every month, however, sometimes mail does get delayed and even lost. If you have not received your letter by the end of the month (US), please reach out and we can work out sending you a replacement! :)
  • Tell me more about the t-shirts... PLEASE PUT YOUR SIZE IN THE PHONE NUMBER BOX. Or we'll need to email you and it'll take longer. T-shirts will not be subject to choice other than size. We'll choose the color and design.

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